Gazab Shayari
:D
Dil abhi jawan
hai ;)
Desi Tareeka :)
Close Enough :D
Aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho
Na Pooch Teri Judai Ke Lamhy Mai Ne Kaise Betay,
Pani Mai Sirf Exle Mila Ker Straw Se Bulbly Banay
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rahe the,
aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame...
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..
Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
GALILO - Great mind
EINSTEIN - Genious mind
NEWTON - Extraordinary mind
BILL GATES - Brilliant mind
Me - Master mind
You...
Oh!
Never mind
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with,
Beautiful heart,
Pure feelings,
Attractive personality & stylish looks.
So learn to value me!
Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Indian railway ..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to Mumbai..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->
The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
.
.
Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT………
…
…
Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchh - taachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….
If i need brain transplantation.
I’ll prefer your brain,
Don’t think you are genius.
I just want a brain which is never used before..
Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !
What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.
Heaven is when you have German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife
Hell is when car is Chinese,
Food is German,
Wife is American and salary Indian
A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->
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