Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…
Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…
Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…
Wed 4 May 2011
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…
Sat 19 Mar 2011
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..
Wed 26 Jan 2011
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
`
Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
`
Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
`
Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
`
Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
`
Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
`
Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
`
Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
`
Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
`
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
`
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
`
Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
`
Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
`
Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
`
Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
`
Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le kar khada tha
wo rakhi bandh kar chali gayi..
`
Log ruthkar rah jaatein hai,
Dil ki baat dil mein daba jaate hain,
Zamana teji ka hai,
Phir kyon nahin aeroplane si udaan bharte hain!
Kalam se khat par leekh kar kabootar udaana hua ab poorana,
Sonchtein hain yeh to zamana hua deewana!
`
Pani Main Tairna machali ka style
Hawa me udna panchi ka style
Different msgs bhejna FANNAH ka style
Fukat ka msg padhna aur fwd karna aapka style .
`
Kehne ko toa kichar me bhi ham kamal khila de ,
Magar kuch soch ke ruk jaate hain .
Tum kanto me jeene ki baat karte ho,
Hum to kaanto ko bhi phool bana dete hain.
`
Usne mehndi laga rakhi thi ,
Hamne uski doli utha rakhi thi ,
Hame maloom tha ke vo bewafa niklegi ,
Isliye hamne uski behen pata rakhi thi….
`
Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,
Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,
Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,
Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..
Wed 26 Jan 2011
Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo
Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.
Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye
Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…
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