Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D
Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.
Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D
No. that was deal..!! :’D
Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi
khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D
Namaskar!
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING
Ye hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS sewa hai…
Isme hum soe hue “aalsi logon” ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good Morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD MORNING
Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.
India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.
short enough to create interest.
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
Define Girls!!
The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi
Define boy!!
The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :d
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 
TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but “RASHTRIYA DAMAAD” takes only 15 years for becoming a “Billionaire”!
Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has ..
partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd,
has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi,
purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)!
I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added “T” alphabet in his name! 
kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai.
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai,
ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao..
main karun to saala character dheelaa hai :p
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..
Universal Law Of Love:
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money.
1st Law Of Love:
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.
A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy.
2nd Law Of Love:
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.
3rd Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping.
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